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First of all, yes, I am a real person and this is not just some artificially created computer site.

Secondly, Dorothy, you're not in Kansas anymore! >:o)

Thirdly, I want to thank each and every one of you for stop and buy. It really means a lot to me that you would take the time out of your busy schedule to visit us here at TheWizardOfOdd, where we try our best to provide you with access to all the kinds of odds and ends that your heart desires. And lest you think that it may be the only reason why we are here, let me remind you that we are not simply here to sell you just any kind of odds and ends. Instead, we are here to try to sell you the high quality new and used odds and ends that you need and really want. This is done at at competitive and reasonable prices that you don't mind paying and we don't mind accepting. In all, a win-win for the both of us:You get what you need and want, and I get to enjoy seeing you get what you need or want. And for an added bonus, I get a little bit more closet and garage space so I can move around a little bit more freely.

Next, I want you to remember that we sell all kinds of odds and ends. Now I know what you are thinking: "How can I possibly forget that since that's why I'm here?." Well, I'm here to tell you that you can forget that, and here is why: Most people are used to shopping as if all prices are immovable and written in stone. But this is not always the case, because since I'm here to try to sell or move these odds and ends, practically all prices are negotiable. Very few prices are immovable or set in stone! Most buyers tend to forget this, and instead of making an offer for something they need, they run away feeling helpless. Well, I'm here to tell you that you don't have be that kind of buyer:If you see something that you like, remember that we are here for you to buy it. Don't be afraid to make a reasonable offer and let us reason together. No need to leave without the odds and ends that you need, just because you see a price that may seem too high to you. But please try to remember that I have costs that are associated with each item, so don't try to kill me at the negotiating table.
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